What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
