How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.