Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?