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What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
What falls but never hurts itself?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?