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Winter Jokes

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    What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball!
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  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Snowflakes.
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  • What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
    An Iceberger!
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  • What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A puddle!
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  • Where do snowmen keep their money?
    In a snow bank.
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  • What falls but never hurts itself?
    Snow!
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  • What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
    A snowball!
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  • Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
    Because they don't have any pockets!
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  • What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    Do you smell carrots?
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  • What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
    A meltdown.
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  • What does December have that no other month does?
    The letter D.
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  • What did the icy road say to the truck?
    Want to go for a spin?
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  • How do mountains stay warm?
    They put on their snowcaps.
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  • What can you catch with your eyes closed?
    A cold.
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  • What's a snowman's favorite drink?
    Iced tea.
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  • Where do snowmen love to dance?
    At a snow ball.
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  • What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
    "Have an ice day!"
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  • What's a snowman's favorite meat?
    Cold cuts!
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  • Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
    He was picking his nose!
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  • What do you call a snowman's dog?
    A slush puppy!
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  • How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
    You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
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  • What do you call a snowman in August?
    A puddle.
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  • What kind of cake do snowmen like?
    The kind with lots of icing.
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  • Who were Frosty's parents?
    Mom and Pop-Sicle.
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  • What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
    Chilly sauce.
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  • How do snowmen pay their bills?
    With cold hard cash.
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  • Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
    The ones with the biggest feet!
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  • How did the Snowman get to work?
    By icicle.
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  • Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
    Snow angels.
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  • Where do snowmen get the weather report?
    The Winternet.
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  • What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
    Owlgebra.
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  • How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
    You chip your tooth on your soup!
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  • How would you scare a snowman?
    Get a hairdryer!
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  • What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
    It knocked him out cold.
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  • How does a penguin build a house?
    Igloos it together.
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  • What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
    Brrrr - itos.
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  • What did the tree say after a long winter?
    What a re-leaf.
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  • What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
    A chill pill.
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  • What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
    I have no eye deer.
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  • What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
    An ice burger extra cheese.
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  • What do you call a slow skier?
    A slopepoke!
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  • What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
    A Frosty.
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  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    You look for Fresh Prints!
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  • What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
    An abdominal snowman.
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