What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
