SHORT JOKES IN ENGLISH | Baamboozle - Baamboozle

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"Did you enjoy your first day at school?" /fɜːst deɪ/ /duː jʊ miːn aɪ həv tə gəʊ bæk təˈmɒrəʊ/

FIRST DAY, YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW?

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Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. /jes sɜː/ /jʊ ə ə ˈtæksɪ/

YES, SIR, YOU ARE A TAXI

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I want to share everything with you. /lets stɑːt frɒm jə bæŋk əˈkaʊnt/

LET`S START FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

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I was born in California." "Which part?" /ɔːl əv miː/

ALL OF ME

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he doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'/ðə ˈdɒktə əˈgen ('Yes) jʊ ə ˈverɪ ˈʌglɪ (too')/

THE DOCTOR AGAIN: YES, YOU ARE VERY SICK

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Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! /ˈweɪtə ˈsɒrɪ sɜː//ðə flaɪ ɪz ɒn vəˈkeɪʃən/

WAITER: SORRY SIR, THE FLY IS IN THE KITCHEN

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Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? /ˈstjuːdənt nəʊ hiː dɪd ɪt ɔːl baɪ hɪmˈself/

STUDENT¨: NO, HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF

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Q: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters? /ðə pəʊst ˈɒfɪs/

A POST OFFICE

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How much do you love me? /aɪ æm ðə ˈməʊbaɪl ənd jʊ ə miː (SIM)/

I AM THE MOBILE AND YOU ARE MY SIM

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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? /jʊ ˈnevə siː ə ˈkærət ˈweərɪŋ ˈglɑːsɪz/

YOU NEVER SEE A CARROT WEARING GLASSES

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? /ˈnəʊbədɪ nəʊz/

NOBODY KNOWS

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How many apples grow on a tree? /ɔːl əv ðəm/

ALL OF THEM

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Why did the old man fall in the well? /bɪˈkɒz hiː kʊdnt siː ðæt wel/

BECAUSE HE COULDN¡T SEE THAT WELL

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What did the bee say to the flower? /ˈheˈləʊ ˈhʌnɪ/

HELLO HONEY

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What breaks every time you name it? /ˈsaɪləns/

SILENCE

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Why do witches fly on brooms? /bɪˈkɒz ˈvækjʊəm ˈkliːnəz kɑːnt flaɪ/

BECAUSE VACUUM CLEANERSCAN'T FLY

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