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Why did the Maths book look so sad? /bɪˈkɒz ɪt həd lɒts əv ˈprɒbləmz/

BECAUSE IT HAD LOTS OF PROBLEMS

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What did one eye say to the other eye? /bɪˈtwiːn jʊ ənd miː ˈsʌmθɪŋ smelz/

BETWEEN YOU AND ME SOMETHING SMELLS

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Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! /ˈweɪtə ˈsɒrɪ sɜː//ðə flaɪ ɪz ɒn vəˈkeɪʃən/

WAITER: SORRY SIR, THE FLY IS IN THE KITCHEN

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What is the least spoken language in the world? /saɪn ˈlæŋgwɪʤ/

SIGN LANGUAGE

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What fish only swims at night? /ə ˈstɑːfɪʃ/

A STARFISH

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How many apples grow on a tree? /ɔːl əv ðəm/

ALL OF THEM

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I was born in California." "Which part?" /ɔːl əv miː/

ALL OF ME

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? /ˈnəʊbədɪ nəʊz/

NOBODY KNOWS

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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? /jʊ ˈnevə siː ə ˈkærət ˈweərɪŋ ˈglɑːsɪz/

YOU NEVER SEE A CARROT WEARING GLASSES

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Why do dogs run in circles? /ɪt ɪz tuː hɑːd tə rʌn ɪn skweəz/

IT IS TOO HARD TO RUN IN SQUARES

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What kind of water cannot freeze? /hɒt ˈwɔːtə/

HOT WATER

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Why did the old man fall in the well? /bɪˈkɒz hiː kʊdnt siː ðæt wel/

BECAUSE HE COULDN¡T SEE THAT WELL

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Why do witches fly on brooms? /bɪˈkɒz ˈvækjʊəm ˈkliːnəz kɑːnt flaɪ/

BECAUSE VACUUM CLEANERSCAN'T FLY

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