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What breaks every time you name it? /ˈsaɪləns/

SILENCE

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What is full of holes but still holds water? /ə spʌnʤ/

A SPONGE

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Q: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters? /ðə pəʊst ˈɒfɪs/

A POST OFFICE

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I want to share everything with you. /lets stɑːt frɒm jə bæŋk əˈkaʊnt/

LET`S START FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

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Why do dogs run in circles? /ɪt ɪz tuː hɑːd tə rʌn ɪn skweəz/

IT IS TOO HARD TO RUN IN SQUARES

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Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. /jes sɜː/ /jʊ ə ə ˈtæksɪ/

YES, SIR, YOU ARE A TAXI

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"Did you enjoy your first day at school?" /fɜːst deɪ/ /duː jʊ miːn aɪ həv tə gəʊ bæk təˈmɒrəʊ/

FIRST DAY, YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW?

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? /bɪˈkɒz ɪt wəz fʊl/

BECAUSE IT WAS FULL

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shark

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Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! /ˈweɪtə ˈsɒrɪ sɜː//ðə flaɪ ɪz ɒn vəˈkeɪʃən/

WAITER: SORRY SIR, THE FLY IS IN THE KITCHEN

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What fish only swims at night? /ə ˈstɑːfɪʃ/

A STARFISH

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Go to first place!

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Win 20 points!

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What instrument to skeletons like to play? /ə trɒmˈbəʊn/

A TROM BONE (HUESO) TROMBONE

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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? /jʊ ˈnevə siː ə ˈkærət ˈweərɪŋ ˈglɑːsɪz/

YOU NEVER SEE A CARROT WEARING GLASSES

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How many apples grow on a tree? /ɔːl əv ðəm/

ALL OF THEM

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