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he doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'/ðə ˈdɒktə əˈgen ('Yes) jʊ ə ˈverɪ ˈʌglɪ (too')/

THE DOCTOR AGAIN: YES, YOU ARE VERY SICK

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Why do witches fly on brooms? /bɪˈkɒz ˈvækjʊəm ˈkliːnəz kɑːnt flaɪ/

BECAUSE VACUUM CLEANERSCAN'T FLY

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How much do you love me? /aɪ æm ðə ˈməʊbaɪl ənd jʊ ə miː (SIM)/

I AM THE MOBILE AND YOU ARE MY SIM

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What did one eye say to the other eye? /bɪˈtwiːn jʊ ənd miː ˈsʌmθɪŋ smelz/

BETWEEN YOU AND ME SOMETHING SMELLS

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banana

Go to last place!

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star

Double points!

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rocket

Go to first place!

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lifesaver

Give 20 points!

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What did the bee say to the flower? /ˈheˈləʊ ˈhʌnɪ/

HELLO HONEY

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How many apples grow on a tree? /ɔːl əv ðəm/

ALL OF THEM

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baam

Lose 20 points!

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seesaw

Swap points!

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fairy

Take points!

lifesaver

Give 25 points!

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What instrument to skeletons like to play? /ə trɒmˈbəʊn/

A TROM BONE (HUESO) TROMBONE

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Q: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters? /ðə pəʊst ˈɒfɪs/

A POST OFFICE

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? /bɪˈkɒz ɪt wəz fʊl/

BECAUSE IT WAS FULL

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I want to share everything with you. /lets stɑːt frɒm jə bæŋk əˈkaʊnt/

LET`S START FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

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What is full of holes but still holds water? /ə spʌnʤ/

A SPONGE

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lifesaver

Give 25 points!

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star

Double points!

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rocket

Go to first place!

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thief

Give points!

heart

Other team wins 10 points!

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gift

Win 5 points!

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shark

Other team loses 25 points!

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baam

Lose 25 points!

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What kind of water cannot freeze? /hɒt ˈwɔːtə/

HOT WATER

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