What instrument to skeletons like to play? /ə trɒmˈbəʊn/
A TROM BONE (HUESO) TROMBONE
Why do dogs run in circles? /ɪt ɪz tuː hɑːd tə rʌn ɪn skweəz/
IT IS TOO HARD TO RUN IN SQUARES
Why did the Maths book look so sad? /bɪˈkɒz ɪt həd lɒts əv ˈprɒbləmz/
BECAUSE IT HAD LOTS OF PROBLEMS
What did one eye say to the other eye? /bɪˈtwiːn jʊ ənd miː ˈsʌmθɪŋ smelz/
BETWEEN YOU AND ME SOMETHING SMELLS
What is the least spoken language in the world? /saɪn ˈlæŋgwɪʤ/
SIGN LANGUAGE
Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? /bɪˈkɒz ɪt wəz fʊl/
BECAUSE IT WAS FULL
What is full of holes but still holds water? /ə spʌnʤ/
A SPONGE
What fish only swims at night? /ə ˈstɑːfɪʃ/
A STARFISH
What kind of water cannot freeze? /hɒt ˈwɔːtə/
HOT WATER
