Whiteboards....
They are remarkable
A man got hit in the head with a can of coke...
but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
At an ATM, this lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Say, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
Sure Burt!
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
I was shocked!
Is your refrigerator running?
Good, mine too! I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow!
I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home...
all the signs were there.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato
Why was the mama firefly unhappy?
Because her kids weren't very bright.
A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno!......Dos!!!"
The poof! He was gone without a tres.
What is a golf club's favorite type of music?
Swing
You can't run through a campground...
You can only ran because it's past tents
I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup...
and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says...
"How do you drive this thing?!"
If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns...
go for the juggler.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky
