What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
Have you hear the rumor about butter?
Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesaurus?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lac-toes.....come on, that was legendairy.
What is a plumber's favorite shoes?
Clogs
My friend David lost his ID.
Now we just call him Dave.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said...
"Sorry, my fault."
What kind of music scares balloons?
Pop music.
What goes "ooo, oooooo, oooo?"
A cow with no lips.
Why are frogs always so happy?
Because they just eat whatever bugs them.
