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At an ATM, this lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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My friend David lost his ID.
Now we just call him Dave.
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If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns...
go for the juggler.
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky
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2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says...
"How do you drive this thing?!"
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Why are frogs always so happy?
Because they just eat whatever bugs them.
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What kind of music scares balloons?
Pop music.
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Why was the mama firefly unhappy?
Because her kids weren't very bright.
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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said...
"Sorry, my fault."
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Is your refrigerator running?
Good, mine too! I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow!
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Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lac-toes.....come on, that was legendairy.
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Say, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
Sure Burt!
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You can't run through a campground...
You can only ran because it's past tents
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What goes "ooo, oooooo, oooo?"
A cow with no lips.
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Have you hear the rumor about butter?
Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato
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Whiteboards....
They are remarkable
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I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home...
all the signs were there.
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I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup...
and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
I was shocked!
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
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What is a golf club's favorite type of music?
Swing
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A man got hit in the head with a can of coke...
but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
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A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno!......Dos!!!"
The poof! He was gone without a tres.
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesaurus?
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What is a plumber's favorite shoes?
Clogs
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