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Whiteboards....
They are remarkable
A man got hit in the head with a can of coke...
but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
At an ATM, this lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Say, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
Sure Burt!
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
I was shocked!
Is your refrigerator running?
Good, mine too! I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow!
I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home...
all the signs were there.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato
Why was the mama firefly unhappy?
Because her kids weren't very bright.
A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno!......Dos!!!"
The poof! He was gone without a tres.
What is a golf club's favorite type of music?
Swing
You can't run through a campground...
You can only ran because it's past tents
I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup...
and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says...
"How do you drive this thing?!"
If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns...
go for the juggler.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
Have you hear the rumor about butter?
Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesaurus?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lac-toes.....come on, that was legendairy.
What is a plumber's favorite shoes?
Clogs
My friend David lost his ID.
Now we just call him Dave.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said...
"Sorry, my fault."
What kind of music scares balloons?
Pop music.
What goes "ooo, oooooo, oooo?"
A cow with no lips.
Why are frogs always so happy?
Because they just eat whatever bugs them.


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