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Some terrible, awful, so bad they're funny jokes

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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be when I grow up.

Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback

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What do you call mac 'n cheese that gets all up in your face?

Too close for comfort food

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?

European

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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well I'm not gonna spread it!

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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere

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Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it

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Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?

"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish

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