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Dad Jokes

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    Some terrible, awful, so bad they're funny jokes
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  • Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?
    They have no body to go with
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  • What's ET short for?
    Because he's got tiny legs
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  • What's brown and sticky?
    A stick
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  • Can February march?
    No, but April may!
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  • How do you make a Kleenex dance?
    Put a little boogie in it
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  • What do Santa's elves listen to as they work?
    Wrap music
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  • Why do vampires always seem sick?
    They're always coffin
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  • Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
    It was a brief case
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  • Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
    They just seem a little shady
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  • What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!
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  • Why did the math book look so sad?
    Because of all of its problems
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  • Two vegans get into a fight
    Is it still considered a beef?
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  • What do you call an ant that has been shunned by its community?
    A socially dissed ant
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  • When does a joke become a dad joke?
    When it becomes apparent
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  • What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
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  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    Supplies!
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