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Dad Jokes

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    Some terrible, awful, so bad they're funny jokes
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  • What did the zero say to the eight?
    That belt looks good on you.
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  • Where do fruits go on vacation?
    Pear-is
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  • A skeleton walks into a bar. What does he say?
    I'll have a beer and a mop.
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  • Where did you learn to make a banana split?
    Sundae school
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  • What do you call a poor Santa Clause?
    Saint Nickle-less
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  • Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    They'd crack each other up
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  • I don't trust stairs.
    They're always up to something.
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  • What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
    Nobody knows.
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  • What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
    Yellow!
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  • How does a taco say grace?
    Lettuce pray
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  • Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?
    He didn't have the guts
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