Why was the science teacher angry?
He was a mad scientist!
What was the math teachers favorite dessert?
Pi
Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?
She wanted to test the water!
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
What is the difference between a teacher and a cashier?
One tills the mind and the other minds the till.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school!
Why didn't the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's your point?!
How do you get straight A's?
Use a ruler!
Why did the kid study in the airplane?
He wanted a higher education!
What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
What's the king of the classroom?
The ruler!
What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas!
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
It always went back four seconds!
