What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms!
Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, you should use a pencil!
What's better than a talking dinosaur?
A spelling bee!
What is snake's favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
Square meals
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
