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Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
Square meals
What is snake's favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What's better than a talking dinosaur?
A spelling bee!
Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, you should use a pencil!
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms!
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
It always went back four seconds!
What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas!
What's the king of the classroom?
The ruler!
What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Why did the kid study in the airplane?
He wanted a higher education!
How do you get straight A's?
Use a ruler!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's your point?!
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Why didn't the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school!
What is the difference between a teacher and a cashier?
One tills the mind and the other minds the till.
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon
Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?
She wanted to test the water!
What was the math teachers favorite dessert?
Pi
Why was the science teacher angry?
He was a mad scientist!
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