LAUGHS FOR TEENS

You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?

It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?

Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

I can run but I can’t walk, a mouth but I can’t talk, a head but I can’t think, a bed but I can’t sleep. Who am I?

What do cinders, charcoal, ember, and fire have that a smoke simply doesn’t have?

Which of the following is the largest? Triangle, circle, square, or rectangle?

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fish?

Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown! What am I?

Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

What do you get if you add 2 blackberries and 5 apples?

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of every place. What am I?

How can you burn an apple, blueberry, rose and pumpkin without leaving any ashes but retaining the smell of it?

A limo driver is going the wrong way down a one way street. He goes past four police officers along the way, yet none of them stop him. One even smiled and waved. Why didn’t the police stop him?

I’m where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow’s in the middle. What am I?

If all Wibbles are Criggles, all Borkins are Kwumblins, no Hoggles are Borkins, and all Criggles are Borkins, is it true that all Borkins are Criggles?

What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?

Which is the word in English that has nine letters, and remains a word at each step even when you remove one letter from it, right up to a single letter remaining. List each letter as you remove them, along with the resulting word at each s

What types of words are these: madam, civic, eye, level?

Each day many people from all over the world come and visit me, however they usually only stay for a few minutes. I am considered by many to be very dirty yet few people would want to live without me. And, whenever people come see me, they

Besides another number, what can you add to the number 3 to turn it into an even number?

What ends everything always?

I can be long and can be short, I can be black, white, brown or purple. You can find me the world over and I am often the main event. What am I?

You can collect me and you can toss me, you can flip me, you can spin me, and people all around the world have different versions of me. What am I?

What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?

What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?

Sometimes I shine, sometimes I’m dull, sometimes I am big, and sometimes I am small. I can be pointy, I can be curved, and don’t ask me questions because even though I’m sharp, I’m not smart enough to answer you. What am I?