A limo driver is going the wrong way down a one way street. He goes past four police officers along the way, yet none of them stop him. One even smiled and waved. Why didn’t the police stop him?
Because the limo driver was walking, not driving
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If all Wibbles are Criggles, all Borkins are Kwumblins, no Hoggles are Borkins, and all Criggles are Borkins, is it true that all Borkins are Criggles?
No, it is false
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What do you get if you add 2 blackberries and 5 apples?
A house full of gadgets
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Which of the following is the largest? Triangle, circle, square, or rectangle?
Rectangle, it has the most letters
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I can be long and can be short, I can be black, white, brown or purple. You can find me the world over and I am often the main event. What am I?
Rice
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How can you burn an apple, blueberry, rose and pumpkin without leaving any ashes but retaining the smell of it?
By burning a candle with its scent
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You can collect me and you can toss me, you can flip me, you can spin me, and people all around the world have different versions of me. What am I?
A coin
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Besides another number, what can you add to the number 3 to turn it into an even number?
The letter E to the left of it. By connecting it with the letter E on the left side it turns into an eight (E3 = 8)
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What do cinders, charcoal, ember, and fire have that a smoke simply doesn’t have?
The letter R
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Each day many people from all over the world come and visit me, however they usually only stay for a few minutes. I am considered by many to be very dirty yet few people would want to live without me. And, whenever people come see me, they
A toilet
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Sometimes I shine, sometimes I’m dull, sometimes I am big, and sometimes I am small. I can be pointy, I can be curved, and don’t ask me questions because even though I’m sharp, I’m not smart enough to answer you. What am I?
A knife
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What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Your shadow.
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Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
So just finish your vegetables!
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Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
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What types of words are these: madam, civic, eye, level?
They are palindromes; they read the same both ways.
