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  • What is the longest word in the English language? (smile/ laugh/ dictionary)
    Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it.
  • What is higher without a head than with a head?
    a pillow
  • Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
    They don't want to be hot-dogs.
  • Where can you always find money? (a wallet/ a bank/ a dictionary)
    a dictionary
  • Who always drives his customers away?
    A taxi-driver
  • Which can move faster, heat or cold?
    Heat, because you can catch cold.
  • What has a head and a foot but no body?
    a bed
  • What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? (young/ smoke)
    You are too young to smoke.
  • Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
    Santa Clause
  • What has three hands but only one face?
    A clock
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