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Who always drives his customers away?
A taxi-driver
What is the longest word in the English language? (smile/ laugh/ dictionary)
Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it.
What is higher without a head than with a head?
a pillow
Where can you always find money? (a wallet/ a bank/ a dictionary)
a dictionary
What has a head and a foot but no body?
a bed
Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
Santa Clause
Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold.
Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
They don't want to be hot-dogs.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? (young/ smoke)
You are too young to smoke.
What has three hands but only one face?
A clock
