Why couldn't the skunk get into the movies?
He only had one scent!
What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
Mussels!
What jam can't be eaten on toast?
A traffic jam!
What animal needs oil?
A mouse because it squeaks!
How can you make a library bigger?
By adding more stories to it!
What kind of instrument do all animals have inside of them?
Organs!
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he is always spotted!
What did the fork say to the egg?
I am going to beat you!
What has a lot of teeth, but cannot chew?
A comb
What has a tongue, but cannot talk?
A shoe!
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea!