What has a lot of teeth, but cannot chew?
A comb
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he is always spotted!
How can you make a library bigger?
By adding more stories to it!
What has a tongue, but cannot talk?
A shoe!
What kind of instrument do all animals have inside of them?
Organs!
What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
Mussels!
What animal needs oil?
A mouse because it squeaks!
What jam can't be eaten on toast?
A traffic jam!
What did the fork say to the egg?
I am going to beat you!
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea!
Why couldn't the skunk get into the movies?
He only had one scent!
