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Covid-19 Humor Dad Jokes
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Do you (a) quarantine with your wife and child, or (b)— ?
B. Definitively.
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What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.
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What happen if I tell you a coronavirus joke now?
You’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
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What’s the best way to avoid touching your face?
A glass of wine in each hand.
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What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke?
Be patient.
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Do you know what they’re saying about 2020?
It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
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What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine?
Inside jokes!
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What did the man say to the bartender?
I’ll have a corona, hold the virus.
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You know who buys up all the toilet paper?
A**holes.
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What happens if Finland closes its borders?
You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.
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What happens when nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed?
It’s about to get ugly out there.
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Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?
They’re in bad taste.
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If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033?
There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.
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Why did my mom always tell me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day?
Because look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!
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Why are there so many coronavirus jokes out there?
It’s a pundemic.
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Why do the grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them.
All that’s left is de brie.
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Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
It’s a long story….
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What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever?
Self, I so late.
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Why would it be a shame for all of the coronavirus patients to be stuck at the airport trying to get home?
It would cause a terminal illness.
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Did you hear the joke about the germ?
Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
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Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke?
It flu over his head.
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What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
The wurst-kase scenario.
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Where do sick boats go to get healthy?
The dock!
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