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Corny dad jokes to make light of a global pandemic

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What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?

One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.

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What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?

The wurst-kase scenario.

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You know who buys up all the toilet paper?

A**holes.

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Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?

They’re in bad taste.

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Why do the grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them.

All that’s left is de brie.

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What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever?

Self, I so late.

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Why are there so many coronavirus jokes out there?

It’s a pundemic.

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What happen if I tell you a coronavirus joke now?

You’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

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If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033?

There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.

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Did you hear the joke about the germ?

Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.

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What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine?

Inside jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

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Why did my mom always tell me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day?

Because look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!

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Where do sick boats go to get healthy?

The dock!

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Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke?

It flu over his head.

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What did the man say to the bartender?

I’ll have a corona, hold the virus.

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