What has a head, a tail but no body?
A coin
Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?
A parachute
One knight, a ninja, and a pirate were on a ship. The ship began to sink. The ninja and the pirate jumped into a lifeboat before the ship went underwater. Who died?
The knight
You buy me to eat but you never eat me. What am I?
Plates and bowls.
I am a galixy and a food, what am I?
Milky Way
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?
A shirt
Bob's parents have 3 sons June, January what is the last ones name
Bob
What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?
A lawsuit.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
What ancient invention allows people to see through walls?
Windows
A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen.
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map.
What always ends everything?
A period.
A man who was extremely short lived on the top floor of his apartment building. On days when it was raining he took the elevator to his apartment and on days when it was not raining he just took the stairs. Why did he do this?
On days when it was raining he had his umbrella to press the elevator buttons and when it was not raining he could not reach the buttons without the umbrella.
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
Electric trains don’t produce any smoke!
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. Three days later he rode back on Friday. How did he do it?
The horse's name was Friday.
What is the capital in France?
The letter F is the only capital letter in France.
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
I am your sister.
What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?
Ice; it melts instead of burning in a fire and it floats in water.