What is the capital in France?
The letter F is the only capital letter in France.
A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen.
The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map.
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?
A shirt
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
Electric trains don’t produce any smoke!
What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?
A lawsuit.
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
I am your sister.
Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?
A parachute
I am a galixy and a food, what am I?
Milky Way
What has a head, a tail but no body?
A coin
What ancient invention allows people to see through walls?
Windows
One knight, a ninja, and a pirate were on a ship. The ship began to sink. The ninja and the pirate jumped into a lifeboat before the ship went underwater. Who died?
The knight
You buy me to eat but you never eat me. What am I?
Plates and bowls.
What always ends everything?
A period.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
