Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!
What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse!
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
I have no eyes, ears, or legs, but I can help you move earth. What am I?
An earthworm!
What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face?
Tulips!
What has a tongue but cannot talk?
A shoe!
The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?
A hole!
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste!
What kind of band can't play music?
A rubber band!
What has an eye but can't see anything?
A needle!
A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. How are there no adults?
They are beds!
A dog crossed a river without a bridge or a boat, but didn't get wet. How?
The river was frozen!
I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
Light!
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
A fork!
Where is the ocean the deepest?
At the bottom!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
What is a bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop music!
What has a key, but can't open a locked door?
A monkey!