I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
Light!
What is a bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop music!
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
A fork!
What has an eye but can't see anything?
A needle!
What has a key, but can't open a locked door?
A monkey!
I have no eyes, ears, or legs, but I can help you move earth. What am I?
An earthworm!
The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?
A hole!
What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!
A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. How are there no adults?
They are beds!
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste!
What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face?
Tulips!
A dog crossed a river without a bridge or a boat, but didn't get wet. How?
The river was frozen!
What kind of band can't play music?
A rubber band!
