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Valentine Riddles
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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
cauliflowers
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What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
An onion ring.
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Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart.
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What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can count on me.
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What did the lightbulb say to his Valentine?
I love you watts and watts.
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What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
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What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
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Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
They have hearts.
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What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
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What did one pickle say to the other?
You mean a great dill to me.
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What did the octopus say to his valentine?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
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What flowers are kissable?
Tulips
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What did the cat say to his Valentine?
You're purr-fect for me.
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What did the owl say to his Valentine?
Owl be yours
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Who always has a date on Valentine's day?
A calendar.
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What did the squirrel say to his Valentine?
I'm nuts about you.
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What did one honey bee say to the other honey bee?
I love bee-ing with you.
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What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you.
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What did the bat say to his Valentine?
You are fun to hang around with.
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What do you call a ghosts true love?
A ghoul friend.
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What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
I love ewe.
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