What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
I love ewe.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
An onion ring.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What did the cat say to his Valentine?
You're purr-fect for me.
What do you call a ghosts true love?
A ghoul friend.
Who always has a date on Valentine's day?
A calendar.
What did one honey bee say to the other honey bee?
I love bee-ing with you.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you.
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
cauliflowers
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What did one pickle say to the other?
You mean a great dill to me.
What did the lightbulb say to his Valentine?
I love you watts and watts.
What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can count on me.
What did the squirrel say to his Valentine?
I'm nuts about you.
