How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.