What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!