What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.