What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.