What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.