How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!