What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!