Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.