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New Year's Jokes & Riddles
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What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
Pop!
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What happened when an iPhone and a firework were arrested on NYE?
One was charged and the other was let off.
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What do you say to your friends on New Year's Eve?
"I haven't seen you since last year."
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What did the dog say on New Year's?
Woof
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What did the cheerleaders say on New Year's Day?
"Happy New Cheer!"
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What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus?
No one is ever awake to see them
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What do cows celebrate on December 31st?
Moo Years Eve
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What does a monster say on New Years?
Happy New Fear!
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What does a field grow on Jan. 1?
New Year's hay
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What is a corn's favorite holiday?
New Ear's Day
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What does a dad say on New Year's Eve?
"I promise I won't tell any more dad jokes THIS YEAR."
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What's the problem with jogging on New Year's Eve?
The ice falls out of your drinks!
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What does a caterpillar do on Jan. 1?
Turns over a new leaf
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What do you call someone named Stephen on Dec. 31?
New Year's Steve
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Why do you need a jeweler on New Year's Eve?
To ring in the new year
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Why do birds fly south for New Year's Eve?
It's too far to walk
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Who gets the most excited about the New Year's Eve countdown?
Calendar companies
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What did the farmer give his wife on New Year's Eve?
Hogs and kisses
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Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
To start off the new year in a cool way
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What's the best thing about New Year's Eve?
No more Christmas Carollers!
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What New Year's resolution should a basketball player never make?
To travel more
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Where can you go to practice math on New Year's Eve?
Times Square
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Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve?
Because 9, 8, 7....
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What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve?
He got 12 months!
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What's the official snack food of New Years?
Dick Clark Bar
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What should you never eat on New Year's Eve?
Firecrackers
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What is the most common New Years resolution?
1080p
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What does a Ghost say on January 1st?
Happy BOO year!
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What's the one group that hates New Year's Day?
The New Year's Even clean-up crew
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What's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to read more?
Watch TV with subtitles
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