Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
I am odd, take away a letter and I am even. What am I?
Seven
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?
Short
What was Alex's goal this week?
To keep her room organised and tidy
What was Josie's goal this week?
Take breaks throughout the day and not skip lunch
Why did the man stop tap dancing?
Because he kept falling down the sink
If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
No, that's another company!
What did Tuss do over the weekend?
She watched a Hunger Games movie marathon with her mum
There was a boat full of people, but not a single person inside. How?
They were all married!
True or False: Raspberries were an option for the mixed lolly bags maths task?
False!
What did one traffic light say to another traffic light?
Don't look at me, I'm changing!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
How can you stay warm in any room?
Find the corner, they are always 90°
Why do bikes fall over?
Because they're too 'tyred'
What do you call a fish with a bow tie?
SoFISHticated
Which book won in the picture book category of the CBCA this year?
How to make a bird
What is the name of the guest author who spoke to Year 5?
Danielle Binks