What do you call a fish with a bow tie?
SoFISHticated
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
There was a boat full of people, but not a single person inside. How?
They were all married!
I am odd, take away a letter and I am even. What am I?
Seven
How can you stay warm in any room?
Find the corner, they are always 90°
What did Tuss do over the weekend?
She watched a Hunger Games movie marathon with her mum
What was Alex's goal this week?
To keep her room organised and tidy
What was Josie's goal this week?
Take breaks throughout the day and not skip lunch
Why do bikes fall over?
Because they're too 'tyred'
What did one traffic light say to another traffic light?
Don't look at me, I'm changing!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
No, that's another company!
