Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why do calculators make great friends?
You can always count on them!
What did the spider make online?
A website!
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water.
Who chases computer criminals?
A hacker-tracker.
Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its websight.