Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water.
What did the spider make online?
A website!
Why do calculators make great friends?
You can always count on them!
Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its websight.
Who chases computer criminals?
A hacker-tracker.
