Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
What starts with a ''t'', ends with a ''t'' and is full of ''t''?
A teapot
Whats starts in E, ends with E and only has one letter?
An envelope
How many months have 28 days?
All
What question can you never answer ''yes'' to?
Are you asleep/dead?
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable
What country is popular in Thankgiving Day?
Turkey
It's black, but you say it's clean. It's white, but you say it's dirty. What is it?
Blackboard
From what number can one take half and leave nothing?
8
What is never used until it's broken?
Egg
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, but not once in a thousand years?
M
What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk?
A clock
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby tigers