Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
What question can you never answer ''yes'' to?
Are you asleep/dead?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
What country is popular in Thankgiving Day?
Turkey
It's black, but you say it's clean. It's white, but you say it's dirty. What is it?
Blackboard
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable
What is never used until it's broken?
Egg
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
Whats starts in E, ends with E and only has one letter?
An envelope
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
What starts with a ''t'', ends with a ''t'' and is full of ''t''?
A teapot
From what number can one take half and leave nothing?
8
What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk?
A clock
