I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
A kite.
Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining!
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
She's blind and she is reading Braille.
I give milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck.
You can touch me, but I can’t touch you back. You can see me, but I only reflect you and can never reject you. What am I?
A mirror
Tara has $30.00 dollars. She bought 5 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers?
She spent $7 on markers.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven: T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?
The President.
Using only addition, how do you add eight 8s and get the number 1,000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
If two's company and three’s a crowd, what are five and six?
Eleven
Say Racecar backwards.
“Racecar backwards.”
What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip Hop
I am a three-digit number. My second digit is four times bigger than the third digit. My first digit is 3 less than my second digit. What number am I?
141
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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