You can touch me, but I can’t touch you back. You can see me, but I only reflect you and can never reject you. What am I?
A mirror
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
A kite.
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?
The President.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
She's blind and she is reading Braille.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I give milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck.
Say Racecar backwards.
“Racecar backwards.”
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
Using only addition, how do you add eight 8s and get the number 1,000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
If two's company and three’s a crowd, what are five and six?
Eleven
