Why did the robber take a shower?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway
Where do polar bears vote?
At the north pole
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
The ruler
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
What has four wheels and flies?
A trash truck
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
Why was the math book always worried?
Because it had too many problems
Which dinosaur knew the most words?
The thesaurus
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked
What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
They went on a class trip
How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
They use bear-conditioning
Which musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper
What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
You're a fun guy (fungi)
What time is it when you have a toothache?
Tooth hurty (2:30)
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny
Why did the pony get detention?
Because he was horsing around