How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Which musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania
Which dinosaur knew the most words?
The thesaurus
What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
You're a fun guy (fungi)
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave
What has four wheels and flies?
A trash truck
Why was the math book always worried?
Because it had too many problems
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
The ruler
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked
Where do polar bears vote?
At the north pole
Why did the robber take a shower?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper
Why did the pony get detention?
Because he was horsing around
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
