DAVID'S FATHER HAS THREE SONS: SNAP, CRACKLE, AND ______.
DAVID
WHAT HAS MANY HOLES BUT STILL CAN HOLD WATER?
A SPONGE
I'M ALWAYS IN FRONT OF YOU BUT STILL YOU CAN'T SEE ME. WHO AM I?
THE FUTURE
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Samuel is bald!
What disppears the moment you say its name?
THE SILENCE
I'M LIGHT AS FEATHER YET THE STRONGEST PERSON CAN'T HOLD ME FOR 5 MINUTES. WHO AM I?
BREATH
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
POOL
I'M TALL WHEN I'M YOUNG, I'M SHORT WHEN I'M OLD.
A PERSON
WHAT CAN RUN BUT NEVER WALK, HAS A MOUTH BUT NEVER TALK, HAS A HEAD BUT NEVER WEEP, HAS A BED BUT NEVER SLEEPS
THE RIVER
A IS THE FATHER OF B. BUT B IS NOT THE SON OF A. HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE?
B IS A DAUGHTER
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