Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Samuel is bald!
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
POOL
WHAT HAS MANY HOLES BUT STILL CAN HOLD WATER?
A SPONGE
WHAT MONTH OF THE YEAR HAS 28 DAYS?
ALL OF THEM
I'M ALWAYS IN FRONT OF YOU BUT STILL YOU CAN'T SEE ME. WHO AM I?
THE FUTURE
I'M TALL WHEN I'M YOUNG, I'M SHORT WHEN I'M OLD.
A PERSON
What disppears the moment you say its name?
THE SILENCE
WHAT CAN RUN BUT NEVER WALK, HAS A MOUTH BUT NEVER TALK, HAS A HEAD BUT NEVER WEEP, HAS A BED BUT NEVER SLEEPS
THE RIVER
WHAT GETS WET WHILE DRYING?
THE TOWEL
WHAT HAS TO BE BROKEN BEFORE YOU HAVE TO USE IT?
THE EGG
I'M LIGHT AS FEATHER YET THE STRONGEST PERSON CAN'T HOLD ME FOR 5 MINUTES. WHO AM I?
BREATH
DAVID'S FATHER HAS THREE SONS: SNAP, CRACKLE, AND ______.
DAVID
A IS THE FATHER OF B. BUT B IS NOT THE SON OF A. HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE?
B IS A DAUGHTER