What disppears the moment you say its name?
THE SILENCE
A IS THE FATHER OF B. BUT B IS NOT THE SON OF A. HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE?
B IS A DAUGHTER
DAVID'S FATHER HAS THREE SONS: SNAP, CRACKLE, AND ______.
DAVID
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
POOL
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Samuel is bald!
WHAT HAS TO BE BROKEN BEFORE YOU HAVE TO USE IT?
THE EGG
I'M TALL WHEN I'M YOUNG, I'M SHORT WHEN I'M OLD.
A PERSON
WHAT MONTH OF THE YEAR HAS 28 DAYS?
ALL OF THEM
WHAT GETS WET WHILE DRYING?
THE TOWEL
WHAT CAN RUN BUT NEVER WALK, HAS A MOUTH BUT NEVER TALK, HAS A HEAD BUT NEVER WEEP, HAS A BED BUT NEVER SLEEPS
THE RIVER
I'M LIGHT AS FEATHER YET THE STRONGEST PERSON CAN'T HOLD ME FOR 5 MINUTES. WHO AM I?
BREATH
I'M ALWAYS IN FRONT OF YOU BUT STILL YOU CAN'T SEE ME. WHO AM I?
THE FUTURE
WHAT HAS MANY HOLES BUT STILL CAN HOLD WATER?
A SPONGE
