Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
mussels
Why couldn't anyone find the deck of cards?
They got lost in the shuffle.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
What did the mouse say to the webcam?
Cheese!
How do you know a window is cold?
It shutters.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with chewing gum?
Chicklets
What swims and has six pockets?
a pool shark
What do you call young dogs playing in the snow?
slush puppies
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
chips
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday
What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Sherlock Bones
What kind of fish goes with peanut butter?
jellyfish
Why do monsters use mouthwash?
They like to gargoyle
What is a sled dog's favorite meal?
Mush!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh
What is Bigfoot's favorite food?
Sas-squash
Why did the human cannonball choose this line of work?
He wanted to be a big shot.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
What happened to the cheetah in the wash?
He came out spotless.
Which fish is the richest?
Goldfish
What do schnauzers eat for breakfast?
Schnausages
Where do jellyfish sleep?
in tent-acles
Why didn't the hen cross the road?
She was too chicken.
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
Loafers