What happened to the cheetah in the wash?
He came out spotless.
What swims and has six pockets?
a pool shark
What is a sled dog's favorite meal?
Mush!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Sherlock Bones
Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
mussels
Why couldn't anyone find the deck of cards?
They got lost in the shuffle.
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
chips
What do you get when you cross a chicken with chewing gum?
Chicklets
Why did the human cannonball choose this line of work?
He wanted to be a big shot.
Why do monsters use mouthwash?
They like to gargoyle
Which fish is the richest?
Goldfish
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday
What kind of fish goes with peanut butter?
jellyfish
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh
Why didn't the hen cross the road?
She was too chicken.
How do you know a window is cold?
It shutters.
What did the mouse say to the webcam?
Cheese!
What do schnauzers eat for breakfast?
Schnausages
Where do jellyfish sleep?
in tent-acles
What is Bigfoot's favorite food?
Sas-squash
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
Loafers
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
What do you call young dogs playing in the snow?
slush puppies