What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Sherlock Bones
What swims and has six pockets?
a pool shark
How do you know a window is cold?
It shutters.
Why couldn't anyone find the deck of cards?
They got lost in the shuffle.
Why did the human cannonball choose this line of work?
He wanted to be a big shot.
What do schnauzers eat for breakfast?
Schnausages
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
Loafers
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
Which fish is the richest?
Goldfish
Where do jellyfish sleep?
in tent-acles
What happened to the cheetah in the wash?
He came out spotless.
What kind of fish goes with peanut butter?
jellyfish
What do you call young dogs playing in the snow?
slush puppies
What is a sled dog's favorite meal?
Mush!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh
What is Bigfoot's favorite food?
Sas-squash
