What stories do Easter bunnies like?
Ones that have a hoppy ending!
What does the Easter bunny do in his free time?
He plays the eggs-box.
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
They don't. They're eggs-tinct!
What did the egg go on a holiday?
It needed to shell-ax!
What do you call an Easter Egg from outer space?
An eggs-tra terrestrial!!
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender asks...
"Who's first?"
Why don't Easter bunnies get stressed?
They let things hop along!
Why did the chocolate bar feel proud?
Because it has a SWEET personality!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Justin" "Justin who?"
Justin time for Easter! hahahahahaha
What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs bunny!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
Why was the bunny so upset?
She was having a bad "hare" day!
Why did the egg not want a fight?
Because it didn't want to get beaten!
What do bunnies ask when they arrive at their house and open the door?
"Anybunny home?"
What jewellery does the Easter bunny wear?
14-carrot gold.
Why did the chicken go to school?
To get an egg-ucation!
What is a bunny's favourite Easter music?
Hip Hop!
What do you call a famous egg?
A shell-ebrity!
What do you call an egg that can sing?
Egg Sheeran!
Why are people so tired in April?
Because they finished a 31-day March.
What do you call a tired easter egg?
Eggs-hausted
How do you kiss in April?
With tulips
What did the easter bunny say before dinner?
"Lettuce pray"
What kind of hotel rooms do Easer bunnies reserve in a hotel?
Sweets
What comes at the end of Easter?
the letter 'r'
Why was the bunny a good comedian?
Because his timing was eggs-ellent!
Why did the egg blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call an egg that loves to travel?
An eggs-plorer!!
Why should you not tell an egg a joke?
It might crack up!
What kind of Easter bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one!
How did the easter bunny get his job?
Because he had a lot of eggs-perience!
What does the Easter bunny do to stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!!