What kind of Easter bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one!
What kind of hotel rooms do Easer bunnies reserve in a hotel?
Sweets
Why was the bunny so upset?
She was having a bad "hare" day!
What comes at the end of Easter?
the letter 'r'
How do you kiss in April?
With tulips
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Justin" "Justin who?"
Justin time for Easter! hahahahahaha
What stories do Easter bunnies like?
Ones that have a hoppy ending!
Why was the bunny a good comedian?
Because his timing was eggs-ellent!
Why should you not tell an egg a joke?
It might crack up!
Why are people so tired in April?
Because they finished a 31-day March.
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender asks...
"Who's first?"
What did the egg go on a holiday?
It needed to shell-ax!
What did the easter bunny say before dinner?
"Lettuce pray"
What do you call an Easter Egg from outer space?
An eggs-tra terrestrial!!
What is a bunny's favourite Easter music?
Hip Hop!
What do you call an egg that loves to travel?
An eggs-plorer!!
What do bunnies ask when they arrive at their house and open the door?
"Anybunny home?"
Why did the egg not want a fight?
Because it didn't want to get beaten!
Why don't Easter bunnies get stressed?
They let things hop along!
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
They don't. They're eggs-tinct!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
What does the Easter bunny do in his free time?
He plays the eggs-box.
What do you call a famous egg?
A shell-ebrity!
Why did the egg blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the chocolate bar feel proud?
Because it has a SWEET personality!
What does the Easter bunny do to stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!!
What do you call a tired easter egg?
Eggs-hausted
How did the easter bunny get his job?
Because he had a lot of eggs-perience!
Why did the chicken go to school?
To get an egg-ucation!
What do you call an egg that can sing?
Egg Sheeran!
What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs bunny!
What jewellery does the Easter bunny wear?
14-carrot gold.