What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs bunny!
Why don't Easter bunnies get stressed?
They let things hop along!
What do you call an Easter Egg from outer space?
An eggs-tra terrestrial!!
What did the egg go on a holiday?
It needed to shell-ax!
What comes at the end of Easter?
the letter 'r'
Why was the bunny a good comedian?
Because his timing was eggs-ellent!
Why should you not tell an egg a joke?
It might crack up!
How did the easter bunny get his job?
Because he had a lot of eggs-perience!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Justin" "Justin who?"
Justin time for Easter! hahahahahaha
What does the Easter bunny do to stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!!
What is a bunny's favourite Easter music?
Hip Hop!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
What do bunnies ask when they arrive at their house and open the door?
"Anybunny home?"
Why did the egg blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What kind of Easter bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one!
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
They don't. They're eggs-tinct!
What do you call an egg that can sing?
Egg Sheeran!
What does the Easter bunny do in his free time?
He plays the eggs-box.
What kind of hotel rooms do Easer bunnies reserve in a hotel?
Sweets
What do you call an egg that loves to travel?
An eggs-plorer!!
Why was the bunny so upset?
She was having a bad "hare" day!
Why did the chicken go to school?
To get an egg-ucation!
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender asks...
"Who's first?"
What do you call a famous egg?
A shell-ebrity!
Why are people so tired in April?
Because they finished a 31-day March.
What did the easter bunny say before dinner?
"Lettuce pray"
Why did the chocolate bar feel proud?
Because it has a SWEET personality!
What stories do Easter bunnies like?
Ones that have a hoppy ending!
What jewellery does the Easter bunny wear?
14-carrot gold.
What do you call a tired easter egg?
Eggs-hausted
How do you kiss in April?
With tulips
Why did the egg not want a fight?
Because it didn't want to get beaten!