What jewellery does the Easter bunny wear?
14-carrot gold.
Why should you not tell an egg a joke?
It might crack up!
Why did the chicken go to school?
To get an egg-ucation!
Why was the bunny so upset?
She was having a bad "hare" day!
What does the Easter bunny do to stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
What do you call an Easter Egg from outer space?
An eggs-tra terrestrial!!
What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs bunny!
What do you call a tired easter egg?
Eggs-hausted
Why did the chocolate bar feel proud?
Because it has a SWEET personality!
Why did the egg not want a fight?
Because it didn't want to get beaten!
What do you call an egg that loves to travel?
An eggs-plorer!!
What is a bunny's favourite Easter music?
Hip Hop!
Why did the egg blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the bunny a good comedian?
Because his timing was eggs-ellent!
What do you call an egg that can sing?
Egg Sheeran!
