What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop
Why did the owl invite friends over?
Because it didn’t want to be owl by itself
Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken
What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
What do you call a funny sheep?
A laughing stock
Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon
Why did the horse chew with its mouth open?
Because it had bad stable manners
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse
Why don’t crabs share?
Because they’re shellfish
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools
What do you call a cow that can play music?
A moo-sician
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had drumsticks
Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case
Why did the frog take the bus?
His car got toad away
What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent